“If the “separation of money and state” is a familiar concept to the next generation of schoolchildren, Bitcoin will have succeeded.” -Erik Vorhees

What did the dollar tell the bitcoin? “Take over the world, son? Why, you can’t even get into a stripper’s pants!” Bitcoin was mildly offended and so it devalued the dollar until it became useless and then laughed as people began to burn them for heating fuel in the winter and use them as toilet […]

“Would you rather buy a diamond or a blood diamond?” he asks rhetorically. “Obviously a diamond. So, would you rather use a Bitcoin or a dollar? When I gave someone $5 in Bitcoin, I didn’t kill any ­ children in Iraq.” Johnathan Mohan, as quoted in the Washington Tribune